Friday, August 17, 2012
Dear hotel chains,
Could you do something about the doors? I mean, if you're not careful, they close on you while you're still trying to get in. And the heavy door slam that rattles the whole floor has got to go! I'm sure there is something you can do to fix that?
Dear hotel patrons,
Until the hotels fix their doors, do you think you could refrain from letting yours slam and shake the whole side of the upstairs. I don't need my door to rattle every time you enter or exit your room.
Thank you for being so wonderful yesterday up here in Lompoc. What are the odds you could follow me home? I'm sure Temecula Valley would LOVE the 75 degree weather over the heat we've been having lately.
I understand you made a re-appearance while I was gone this week. That is unacceptable. You have not been invited and you must leave. Apparently more drastic measures are to be taken with you little buggers (because spraying the ENTIRE apartment wasn't enough).
STOP USING THE CREDIT CARD!!! You're trying to pay it off. If you don't have the money, don't buy it!
Dear Mr S,
I miss you! But I'm coming home today! I will be very happy to back by your side...when you get home from work tonight.